Saturday, 25 February 2017

Fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes

how to spot a fuckboy:- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

#fuckboy #fuck #boy #fucker #man childby kiritokun September 21, 2014 via Urban Dictionary.

I have been inspired for quite a while to write about fuck boys, I just never found the wherewithal to do so. Until a trip to my alma mater St. Rose's SHS in Akwatia and my encounter with an older woman made this post inevitable. While waiting to be attended to by the assistant headmaster, I was sitting next to this maybe 50 year old woman who was on the phone. I couldn't help but listen in to her conversation, her side at least. She was telling her friend about this pastor dude she had met. Evidently she's a wealthy widow and lonely. So this presentable looking pastor dude who looks her age starts paying her attention and naturally she's responsive because she's lonely. Turns out he was married and only in for her money. She finds out about his duplicity when another side chick of his turns up pregnant. Looks like the wife knew all about what pastor dude was up to and said nada.
As for my personal experiences with fuck boys... too many to count.The current BBNaija is also highlighting the antics of another fuck boy, TTT. A lady in the house Bisola asked him if he was single and his answer was By the Grace of God. A man with a  wife and a child.  And madam Bisola goes away satisfied by that non answer as she takes it to mean he's single. 

Let me do you all a favor and give you some signs of a fuck boy.  
  • He asks you to hang out but doesn't follow up, and when you ask if you're still on he's just like, "sure where should I meet you" or "let me know when you're free". He never initiates an actual date. 
  • When you ask him if he's seeing anyone else or married, he avoids answering and says something like, "you don't have to worry about that" or "by the grace of God" shout out to TTT or he just changes the subject.
  • His friends don't seem to know who you are, which means you and the other women he's trying to get with are too numerous for them to keep track of.
  • Or his friends all know who you are and keep calling him by code names that sound like appellations. You know giving him "fans". They know he's seeing other people.
  • He'll disappear for days without you hearing from him, and when he finally resurfaces he offers no explanation, like it's perfectly normal.
  • When you ask him what's going on, so so explanation and plenty excuses which is just him telling you "please don't ask me to hang out."
  • When other guys flirt with you in front of him he doesn't seem to care and not because he's secure that you're his woman and he's your man kind of way but really i could care less kind of way.
  • When you run into other women when you're out, he definitely doesn't introduce you as his girlfriend, and sometimes doesn't introduce you at all.
  • He's whatsapping and always texting other people when you're together, I mean bro's phone light is always on and you know they're definitely not all innocent because he tilts the screen away or he pretends not to hear when the phone beeps.
  • He does not respond to you during prime date hours of 7-11pm, because he's on other dates. You seriously only hear from dude after midnight even if y'all had plans.
  • You're always trying to take pictures with him and not once has he ever initiated it.
If the man has shown at least three of these behaviors, I beg you, run away, block and delete that man because he has got a whole world of hurt coming in your direction.